Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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