You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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France never surrender.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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