It's all Taggart

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Ebola

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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