How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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The Morman Religion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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