Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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