Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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