Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Morning wood.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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9/11.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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George W. Bush

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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