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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why? Why Not?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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