Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Anti Joke

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