Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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