Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Halo < COD

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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