Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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Barack Obama

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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Hitler is my role model

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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