In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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tom pauling

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Hahaha

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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