whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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whats my name? Matt

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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penis

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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