How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Women's rights

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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