- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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