If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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black people

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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