What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

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WNBA

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Men's rights.

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