What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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