Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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The Bible

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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