Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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