What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

whats your name? bumder:)

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

what do u call a black person by his name

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Woman's Rights

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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