Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops