How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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obama

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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my mom raped yerr foot

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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