Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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that wall over there ->

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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porn-hub

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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