Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Land Rovers

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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