- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Justin Bieber

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

sky silverstein

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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