What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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