why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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