two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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No it isn't.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Nicolas Cage

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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No soup for you!

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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