I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Agent 47.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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homosexual

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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