4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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