Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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obama leadership

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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