- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

2 women were sitting quietly

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Romans rights.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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