What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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