whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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