Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Get on your knees Ho

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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