how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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