Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Jellybeans

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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