Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

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