why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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