What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    I think I may go to hell for lol-ing...

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    Awww, poor made up boy with made up cancer.

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    That's too funny to be an anti-joke.

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    A better answer is...Nobody knows, he hasn't opened it yet.

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    An anti joke supost to be funny why is it funny when some has cancer my anty just die from cancer and look at this and say why are people alould to put that suff on this post to funny site but it's not ..........

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    they are called "anti-jokes" for a reason…

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    yep I'm going to hell.

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    or a bike...

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    There is no such a thing as going too far. Offense is all in your head and it's completely unnecessary. It only creates misery anyway.

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