What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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    I think I may go to hell for lol-ing...

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    A better answer is...Nobody knows, he hasn't opened it yet.

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    That's too funny to be an anti-joke.

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    Awww, poor made up boy with made up cancer.

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    An anti joke supost to be funny why is it funny when some has cancer my anty just die from cancer and look at this and say why are people alould to put that suff on this post to funny site but it's not ..........

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    yep I'm going to hell.

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    or a bike...

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    What did the tide say to the sea? answer-- Lomg time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo.

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    I don't get why this joke is funny? please someone tell me.

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    they are called "anti-jokes" for a reason…

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    the whole joke is........... why did bob fall of the swing? because he had no arms why didn't he get up? because he had no legs what did he get for christmas? cancer knock knock who's there? not bob >:)

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    That's not funny.....,,.all of you GI to hell

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    He got a bike....

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    What did the sea say to the tide? Answer--Long time no sea.

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    Dude this is just plain disrespectful. You suck. You don't know how many people have died from cancer. Cancer almost took my life when I was younger. You obviously don't know the value of life.

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    that person who wrote the disabled comment needs to f*ck off and die, ass hole!!

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    if you think the person is sick then you should in fact kill yourself for not understanding the concept of an Anti-Joke.

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    Diabolical. I came on here for not funny jokes to bore my hyper friends to sleep with on my sleep over. My mum has cancer and is going to die in a couple of months at the most ( doctors info) so wait until i tell her this 'joke'. The person who rote this is a joke...this is in no way funny, cancer is a serious matter!

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    Yep it's certain I'm going to hell

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    Several things: This IS an anti-joke. Please stop posting things that make it a real joke. Its fine when you post a funny joke, but you don't need to take an existing anti-joke and turn it around. That being said, posting real jokes is fine, just try not to. And people on those posts, stop bitching and get on with your lives

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    MY FAVEROUTE COLOR IS BLUE

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    that's so mean, but I laughed, and now I feel bad

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