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  • I think I may go to hell for lol-ing...

  • A better answer is...Nobody knows, he hasn't opened it yet.

  • Awww, poor made up boy with made up cancer.

  • That's too funny to be an anti-joke.

  • An anti joke supost to be funny why is it funny when some has cancer my anty just die from cancer and look at this and say why are people alould to put that suff on this post to funny site but it's not ..........

  • or a bike...

  • yep I'm going to hell.

  • What did the tide say to the sea? answer-- Lomg time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo.

  • What did the sea say to the tide? Answer--Long time no sea.

  • That's not funny.....,,.all of you GI to hell

  • I don't get why this joke is funny? please someone tell me.

  • that person who wrote the disabled comment needs to f*ck off and die, ass hole!!

  • they are called "anti-jokes" for a reason…

  • Dude this is just plain disrespectful. You suck. You don't know how many people have died from cancer. Cancer almost took my life when I was younger. You obviously don't know the value of life.

  • Diabolical. I came on here for not funny jokes to bore my hyper friends to sleep with on my sleep over. My mum has cancer and is going to die in a couple of months at the most ( doctors info) so wait until i tell her this 'joke'. The person who rote this is a joke...this is in no way funny, cancer is a serious matter!

  • if you think the person is sick then you should in fact kill yourself for not understanding the concept of an Anti-Joke.

  • that's so mean, but I laughed, and now I feel bad

  • the whole joke is........... why did bob fall of the swing? because he had no arms why didn't he get up? because he had no legs what did he get for christmas? cancer knock knock who's there? not bob >:)

  • Yep it's certain I'm going to hell

  • He got a bike....

  • Several things: This IS an anti-joke. Please stop posting things that make it a real joke. Its fine when you post a funny joke, but you don't need to take an existing anti-joke and turn it around. That being said, posting real jokes is fine, just try not to. And people on those posts, stop bitching and get on with your lives

  • What did he get for his birthday? Nothing; he didn't live that long.

  • Took an arrow to the knee!

  • MY FAVEROUTE COLOR IS BLUE

  • That's sad.

  • This is depressingly funny :).... or :( or :)(:():

  • hahahahahahah!!! Nearly pissed myself. Yes, cancer is bad, m-kay but jeez, it's a joke, lighten up people..... Cancer patients probably think this is funny as well

  • I retold it, changing the punch line to "A cancer diagnosis." To my ear, it flows more nicely. HiLARious joke.

  • She mum died in Acari accident later that day. And his grandmother passed away. Merry Chrismas!

  • That's mean

  • Why did the Ethan Williams fall out of the tree? He had no arms or legs.

  • I had cancer n was in the hospital for Christmas it sucked:( Funny jokes tho keep em coming.

  • thts to far my brother developed cancer and died from it 3 days after christmas :( R.I.P David

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  • They aren't funny that's what makes them funny

  • i got a bag of diahreah...

  • Gloves.

  • I'm ten and only have one arm and I have cancer dickhead

  • mean as hell but funny

  • I would rather have a bike than cancer,,,,,

  • that is fuking sly as out, hope you get cancer then look back at this and then see how you feel

  • Laughed my balls off then I remembered that I had cancer when I was little :(

  • chill everyone, I'm sure he has eyes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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