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  • I think I may go to hell for lol-ing...

  • That's too funny to be an anti-joke.

  • Awww, poor made up boy with made up cancer.

  • yep I'm going to hell.

  • A better answer is...Nobody knows, he hasn't opened it yet.

  • that person who wrote the disabled comment needs to f*ck off and die, ass hole!!

  • or a bike...

  • An anti joke supost to be funny why is it funny when some has cancer my anty just die from cancer and look at this and say why are people alould to put that suff on this post to funny site but it's not ..........

  • they are called "anti-jokes" for a reason…

  • Laughed my balls off then I remembered that I had cancer when I was little :(

  • if you think the person is sick then you should in fact kill yourself for not understanding the concept of an Anti-Joke.

  • that's so mean, but I laughed, and now I feel bad

  • I retold it, changing the punch line to "A cancer diagnosis." To my ear, it flows more nicely. HiLARious joke.

  • Dude this is just plain disrespectful. You suck. You don't know how many people have died from cancer. Cancer almost took my life when I was younger. You obviously don't know the value of life.

  • o

  • thats so mean. some people actually have problems like that and thats just rude. idc if its a joke or not.

  • That's sad.

  • thts to far my brother developed cancer and died from it 3 days after christmas :( R.I.P David

  • What did he get for his birthday? Nothing; he didn't live that long.

  • Several things: This IS an anti-joke. Please stop posting things that make it a real joke. Its fine when you post a funny joke, but you don't need to take an existing anti-joke and turn it around. That being said, posting real jokes is fine, just try not to. And people on those posts, stop bitching and get on with your lives

  • What did the sea say to the tide? Answer--Long time no sea.

  • I like to say hand sanitizer.....

  • dont you hate it when you tell a joke like this to someone and they say something like "My best friend died of cancer"? o_o i'm going to hell

  • that is fuking sly as out, hope you get cancer then look back at this and then see how you feel

  • OMG that is sooooo mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the heck

  • Took an arrow to the knee!

  • He got a bike....

  • Yep it's certain I'm going to hell

  • What did the tide say to the sea? answer-- Lomg time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo.

  • I like turtles

  • I don't get why this joke is funny? please someone tell me.

  • MY FAVEROUTE COLOR IS BLUE

  • this is mean bro, not cool

  • I'm ten and only have one arm and I have cancer dickhead

  • I am soon about to masturbate.

  • She mum died in Acari accident later that day. And his grandmother passed away. Merry Chrismas!

  • MY FAVEROUTE COLOR IS BLUE

  • i got a bag of diahreah...

  • People who are disgusted should just leave because I think this is hilarious!

  • Laughing at this while thinking it's wrong is kind of contradictory, considering you'd only be fooling yourself. I laughed. I love myself. Good night.

  • That's funny but sad at the same time poor boy

  • Gloves.

  • Genius

  • This is depressingly funny :).... or :( or :)(:():

  • i know cancer isnt a joke but... its a joke dont take it seriously its made up the kid isnt real.

  • I don't get why this joke is funny? please someone tell me.

  • They aren't funny that's what makes them funny

  • There is no such a thing as going too far. Offense is all in your head and it's completely unnecessary. It only creates misery anyway.

  • I had cancer n was in the hospital for Christmas it sucked:( Funny jokes tho keep em coming.

  • Answer should be shoes.

  • chill everyone, I'm sure he has eyes

  • This ain't

  • Why did the Ethan Williams fall out of the tree? He had no arms or legs.

  • That's mean

  • That's not funny.....,,.all of you GI to hell

  • this is sad i think you went a little too far

  • a treadmill

  • haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa/.............my dad has cancer

  • Cancer is funny cause people die

  • hahahahahahah!!! Nearly pissed myself. Yes, cancer is bad, m-kay but jeez, it's a joke, lighten up people..... Cancer patients probably think this is funny as well

  • LOL ROFLD IN MY PANTS IN CLASS

  • thats hilarious

  • srry for last post i messed up i meant person posting and any who laughed.

  • This is a standard joke, not an anti-joke.

  • If you dont like the joke or take offence in it then don't read it or just leave and forget about it when you did read it. It's funny.... I laughed... Jokes can be cruel and msot of the times the awkward jokes are the most funny. I laughed... it was funny.

  • the whole joke is........... why did bob fall of the swing? because he had no arms why didn't he get up? because he had no legs what did he get for christmas? cancer knock knock who's there? not bob >:)

  • mean as hell but funny

  • What do you call a snail on a boat A SNAILOR HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

  • I would rather have a bike than cancer,,,,,

  • I feel so bad for telling this joke to someone..:( i never really thought of it like that.

  • (.)(.) YAY!!!!

  • Diabolical. I came on here for not funny jokes to bore my hyper friends to sleep with on my sleep over. My mum has cancer and is going to die in a couple of months at the most ( doctors info) so wait until i tell her this 'joke'. The person who rote this is a joke...this is in no way funny, cancer is a serious matter!

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