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  • I think I may go to hell for lol-ing...

  • That's too funny to be an anti-joke.

  • A better answer is...Nobody knows, he hasn't opened it yet.

  • Awww, poor made up boy with made up cancer.

  • that person who wrote the disabled comment needs to f*ck off and die, ass hole!!

  • or a bike...

  • An anti joke supost to be funny why is it funny when some has cancer my anty just die from cancer and look at this and say why are people alould to put that suff on this post to funny site but it's not ..........

  • yep I'm going to hell.

  • they are called "anti-jokes" for a reason…

  • What did the tide say to the sea? answer-- Lomg time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo.

  • Took an arrow to the knee!

  • Laughed my balls off then I remembered that I had cancer when I was little :(

  • I retold it, changing the punch line to "A cancer diagnosis." To my ear, it flows more nicely. HiLARious joke.

  • if you think the person is sick then you should in fact kill yourself for not understanding the concept of an Anti-Joke.

  • o

  • that's so mean, but I laughed, and now I feel bad

  • What did he get for his birthday? Nothing; he didn't live that long.

  • thats so mean. some people actually have problems like that and thats just rude. idc if its a joke or not.

  • dont you hate it when you tell a joke like this to someone and they say something like "My best friend died of cancer"? o_o i'm going to hell

  • I don't get why this joke is funny? please someone tell me.

  • That's sad.

  • thts to far my brother developed cancer and died from it 3 days after christmas :( R.I.P David

  • Dude this is just plain disrespectful. You suck. You don't know how many people have died from cancer. Cancer almost took my life when I was younger. You obviously don't know the value of life.

  • I am soon about to masturbate.

  • He got a bike....

  • What did the sea say to the tide? Answer--Long time no sea.

  • I like to say hand sanitizer.....

  • OMG that is sooooo mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the heck

  • This is depressingly funny :).... or :( or :)(:():

  • Yep it's certain I'm going to hell

  • that is fuking sly as out, hope you get cancer then look back at this and then see how you feel

  • Several things: This IS an anti-joke. Please stop posting things that make it a real joke. Its fine when you post a funny joke, but you don't need to take an existing anti-joke and turn it around. That being said, posting real jokes is fine, just try not to. And people on those posts, stop bitching and get on with your lives

  • MY FAVEROUTE COLOR IS BLUE

  • MY FAVEROUTE COLOR IS BLUE

  • Gloves.

  • She mum died in Acari accident later that day. And his grandmother passed away. Merry Chrismas!

  • mean as hell but funny

  • i got a bag of diahreah...

  • the whole joke is........... why did bob fall of the swing? because he had no arms why didn't he get up? because he had no legs what did he get for christmas? cancer knock knock who's there? not bob >:)

  • LOL ROFLD IN MY PANTS IN CLASS

  • haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa/.............my dad has cancer

  • What do you call a snail on a boat A SNAILOR HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

  • I had cancer n was in the hospital for Christmas it sucked:( Funny jokes tho keep em coming.

  • People who are disgusted should just leave because I think this is hilarious!

  • If you dont like the joke or take offence in it then don't read it or just leave and forget about it when you did read it. It's funny.... I laughed... Jokes can be cruel and msot of the times the awkward jokes are the most funny. I laughed... it was funny.

  • That's not funny.....,,.all of you GI to hell

  • There is no such a thing as going too far. Offense is all in your head and it's completely unnecessary. It only creates misery anyway.

  • I'm ten and only have one arm and I have cancer dickhead

  • thats hilarious

  • Why did the Ethan Williams fall out of the tree? He had no arms or legs.

  • this is mean bro, not cool

  • I would rather have a bike than cancer,,,,,

  • Laughing at this while thinking it's wrong is kind of contradictory, considering you'd only be fooling yourself. I laughed. I love myself. Good night.

  • That's funny but sad at the same time poor boy

  • i know cancer isnt a joke but... its a joke dont take it seriously its made up the kid isnt real.

  • I like turtles

  • Answer should be shoes.

  • Genius

  • this is sad i think you went a little too far

  • Cancer is funny cause people die

  • (.)(.) YAY!!!!

  • I feel so bad for telling this joke to someone..:( i never really thought of it like that.

  • I don't get why this joke is funny? please someone tell me.

  • They aren't funny that's what makes them funny

  • hahahahahahah!!! Nearly pissed myself. Yes, cancer is bad, m-kay but jeez, it's a joke, lighten up people..... Cancer patients probably think this is funny as well

  • srry for last post i messed up i meant person posting and any who laughed.

  • That's mean

  • This ain't

  • chill everyone, I'm sure he has eyes

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