Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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haha Otarts was here

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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