Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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