What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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