Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Happy Monday!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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