A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Anti Joke

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