Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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test

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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