what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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