Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Horse tits

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Anti Joke

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