Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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1+2 = 6

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Cliterus

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