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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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I'm sn otter

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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