Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Chicken

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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