Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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being sober in a bar fight

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Matt Damon

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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