Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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