why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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penis. nuff said.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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