Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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