whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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you just lost the game!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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