Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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girls basketball

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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read this

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Mitch

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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