How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What is the best part about football The scoring

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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