If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

YEAH THEY DO!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

thumb_up thumb_down -6

god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

thumb_up thumb_down -189

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what time is it? 3:16

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

How do you make the general public confused? ...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Romans rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops