Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Anti Joke

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