A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why did? Yes

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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