- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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