A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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I love you

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Kathy Griffin.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Jerry.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Yes.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What is older than history?

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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