Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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