why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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