What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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people magazine

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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