An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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your moms my other ride

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Ruller

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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