What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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i killed my family

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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