What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Womens Sports

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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