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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Your momma so fat she's fat

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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