A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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your face

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Lil' Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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