"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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you just read an anti-joke

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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