What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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