- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

Hey, look under there! Under what?

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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