A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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