How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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a black guy hates chicken.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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