Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Hello

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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This joke is funny

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