KILL WHITEY

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Anti Joke

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