How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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