Guest what? Dog

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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