What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Cancer.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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