Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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your mom

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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