Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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THE END.

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I regret everything.....

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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