- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Homo say what?

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Gays

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

:O + :P = 69

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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