What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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BIG PENIS

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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watch a i d s left

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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