yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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