A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Ted Haggard.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Black people are innocent.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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