An Irishman walks out of a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +16,239

Add Your Comment

Are You A Zombie?

  • thumb_up thumb_down +20

    first commetn

  • thumb_up thumb_down +15

    Hey, it could happen

  • thumb_up thumb_down +11

    the black guy went to work

  • thumb_up thumb_down +9

    to beat his wife, and deal with the cops after a domestic violence police call came in from there typical Asian neighbors. But he already killed his wife so he creeps into his kids room and hugs him tells him "he is very sorry" And then puts a bullet right threw his son's head. "the moral of the story is the irish people need to drink"

  • thumb_up thumb_down +4

    More funny on saint Patrick's day.

  • thumb_up thumb_down +4

    suck my nuts!

  • thumb_up thumb_down +4

    no more liquor left ?

  • thumb_up thumb_down +2

    never gonna happen

  • thumb_up thumb_down +1

    This is actually a very good anti joke, because of the classic joke buildup, and the total lack of the expected punchline.

  • thumb_up thumb_down -1

    eaoyuigrhera87ghoeiughea0rheirouhbeirougbe087gye0ghduifbhuieryugap9gnm39067v90n7836w5nv79e5ynt 837qyt 8ouq3gvn378oq4ytcnm38907 08q73cn7834qyntq93t47vnmq38945n06978ynv027

  • thumb_up thumb_down -2

  • thumb_up thumb_down -3

    Ramin Nazeri is a sweaty, hairy Indian who licks his friend Kevin's small marble-sized testicles. KJ is the other unimportant friend that is usually not included, although, they do make him his bitch.

  • thumb_up thumb_down -4

    fuck you mait, u want some fam? i give it ya?

  • thumb_up thumb_down -5

    Is the Irishman drunk?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops