What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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no

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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anal seepage

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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