How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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