Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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TELL

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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