what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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im watching you..

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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