Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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vitamin c

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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