- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Gay Rights

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What's 9+10 Ebola

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

time to spruce up!

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is long and black The unemployment line

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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