What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Women's rights

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Banana

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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tim has no humor

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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