Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Who is it?

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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