- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

So I was walking down the road today

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Your face

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

what did one computer say to the other .........

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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