Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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