Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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